You bomb me, I bomb you (?)

Faisal Shahzad, the Pakistani-American who wanted to blow up Times Square with a car bomb, was in court on Tuesday.
See here, here and here.

"Did you look around to see who they were?" Judge Miriam Cedarbaum asked him of his potential victims.
"Well, the people select the government," Shahzad said. "We consider them all the same. ..."
"Including the children?" the judge demanded.

"Well, the drone hits in Afghanistan and Iraq, they don't see children, they don't see anybody," Shahzad fired back. "They kill women, children, they kill everybody. It's a war, and in war, they kill people. They're killing all Muslims."
"One has to understand where I'm coming from," Shahzad told the judge. "I consider myself ... a Muslim soldier."

'I want to plead guilty 100 times because unless the US pulls out of Afghanistan and Iraq, until they stop drone strikes in Somalia, Pakistan and Yemen, and stop attacking Muslim lands, we will attack the US and be out to get them.'


Amerika pandai. Dia datang negeri orang, bunuh sembarangan, lepas tu apabila kena bom di negara dia, dia pusing balik dan kata - Eh ini terrorist.
Tak tahulah betul ke tidak apa yang dikatakan mamat ni menurut syarak. Tapi kita kasi point dia pandai jawab balik ler.
Eh kat ofis PKR pun ada Paki-Amerikan bernama Aasil Kazi Ahmad ....

Muslim jadi Kristian, bantu Yahud. Yahudi jadi Muslim nak bunuh Kristian

Dunia, dunia!

Jika anda belum sempat membaca cerita ini.
Dah baca kelak, kalau pening terkeliru, tak apa. Boleh makan pasta dan panadol.


KES 1

Dia ni anak pengasas Hamas, kumpulan militan/hero (terpulang pandangan masing-masing) Islam.
Namanya Mosab Hassan Yousef.
Orang panggil dia Green Prince, sebab bendera Hamas berwarna hijau dan dia anak pengasas.
Tapi dia kecewa bila melihat Hamas pun sama dengan Yahudi, menyiksa ganas orang yang ditangkap.
Mukanya stone macam budak dadah Geylang.

Lalu dia masuk Kristian, jadi spy untuk Israel, agar dapat membunuh ketua-ketua Hamas.
Tapi bapanya masuk jail Yahudi saja, tak kena bunuh.
Berapa baik si anak ni. Kini bapanya dah tak ngaku anak lagi.



KES 2

Dia orang Yahudi bernama Adam Gadahn.
Tapi fed up, dia masuk Islam lepas tu katanya masuk AlQaeda.
Ini gambar FBInya - sebelum dan sesudah.

Dulu macam mat rocker Geylang, sekarang macam orang Afghan.
Jadi jurucakap AlQaeda.
Minggu lepas, heboh satu Pakistan dan Amerika, katanya dia dah kena cekup. Rupanya salah orang.

Dia ni dah marah betul dengan Amerika, negara kandungannya, sehingga menggalakkan orang Islam Amerika bunuh warga negara itu sendiri.
Kenapa bunuh orang tak bersalah, Yahiye?

Ha! Tak pengsan/keliru kita semua.

Moral of story:
- Yang disangka rakan baik, mungkin 'scissors inside the fold' (gunting dalam lipatan - aku tulis Inggeris sebab Mossad dan FBI baca kot).
- Yang disangka musuh, mungkin 'hoping for fencing, fencing eats the rice'! (Biar hancuq dia kena translate sendiri. Hahaha).