ANAK - Anda pernah penat begini? Bah. 3/3

 

TAMBAHAN TENGAH MALAM

Sebelum berebut beli emas dan perak, baca ni dulu.

Kalau masih tak takut, baru terjun. Jika takut, simpan duit kat ASN, ASB, Tabung Haji, RMB bonds atau Reits di Singapore.

Amenda (short form untuk: Apa Benda) tu Reits? Baca sini. 

Bukan suruh anda labur - saya sendiri pun tak ada pelaburan dalam Reits - tapi dapat ilmu baru agar kita boleh act kat kedai kopi esok, atau sementara tunggu ustazah datang kat surau malam Sabtu.

Dasyat video ni (clip sah okay utk famili)

Orang main video, takkan saya tak lawan balik!
Saya pun ada video yang sedang meletup satu negara.
Clip ini sangat dasyat, sehingga heboh semua berhenti nak nonton!
Meletup-letup isu ini.
Nak hukum orang ni, atau kita ikut tertawa bersama.
Sehingga abang polis pun mabuk tak tahu nak kata apa.
Negaranya ialah Indonesia, dan videonya lebih syiok dan selamat.
Baca sini, sini, sini dan sini.



Sebelum itu, video asalnya di sini.
Ia disahkan asli dan tidak direka oleh sesiapa.

Ini dari movie apa ya? Cuba kasi tahu siapa peminat Bollywood.
Itu Abang SRK nyanyi atas keretapi.
Pandai mamat Brimob ni - nampak dia hafal semua perkataan tu. Brimob ialah briged mobil, Mobile Brigade.




Gorontalo ialah sebuah Kabupaten (Regency. Agaknya kalau kat Malaysia kita panggil district/mukim, kot).
Kabupaten Gorontalo ini ialah sebahagian daripada Propinsi Sulawesi Utara, salah satu dari 33 propinsi/provinsi di Indonesia (Malaysia panggil Negeri).
Dengan satu lagu ni saja, mamat polisi brimob tu menjadikan kabupatennya, propinsinya dan pulaunya begitu popular!

NONTON SRK dansa atas tren ni, saya rasa berpeluh dan dah kurus dah. Hee.

Anda pernah penat begini? Bah. 1

 

Posting ni bukan apa. Nak lawan dengan Kata Kama.  Depa ingat kucing depa kiut-miut eh. Nasib baik saya ada simpan banyak binatang kat ranch saya.

Nanti saya tunjuk siri kucing-kucing saya sedang ngorok, baru kamu jeles. Itu Bah. 2 kelak.

SEMENTARA itu, jika nak tonton (Almost) Live Bidding matawang Indonesia, kunjungi blog Dr Arifin (yg saya tak kenal) di uang-kuno.com. Kadang tengok cara mereka ni bid, kita pun takut. Saya ada beberapa matawang dari nombor 28 ke bawah. Yang atas tu semuanya matawang lama, dan pada saya tak cantik sangat.

Lihat harga 1957 Seri Haiwan (Animal Series) - tentunya harga melonjak kelak sebab agak payah nak dapat - nombor 46 hingga 54. 

Lebih lagi yang ada cop 'Specimen' tu; saya pun tak mampu yang itu. 

'Specimen' Gajah (number 51) dengan serial number yang cantik 1000A0000 dan perfect condition UNC (uncirculated) harga pembukaannya 1.1juta rupiah (S$145/RM348). Saya rasa boleh naik 3kali ganda.

Makcik tenat, rakan karib & dreamboat

SOALAN:
Anda ada kunci kereta.
Terjumpa tiga orang di perhentian bas:
1) Makcik tua yang sakit tenat, mesti dihantar ke hospital segera.
2) Rakan karib anda.
3) Wanita/Jantan idaman anda (bak kata omputeh, dreamboat).

Jika anda bawa makcik ke hospital, wanita/jantan tu akan lari dengan sahabat anda.
Jika anda bersama rakan karib, makcik tua maut di tangan minah cantik/mamat lawa.
Jika anda ikut hati, makcik akan maut juga.

Ada cara lain?
Apa yang anda boleh lakukan untuk pastikan Semuanya OK?

Cuba Teka!

Pemenang akan diberi tiket one-way ke Tripoli. Hee.

I can't do these anymore! No thanks to you

As we start 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery!

I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public restroom.

I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I can't have a drink in a bar because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda and Uzbekistan ....

I no longer buy cookies from Girl Scouts since I now have their recipe.

THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5 pm tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . . .

Oh, by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

PS. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.

NOW YOU ALL HAVE YOURSELVES A VERY GOOD DAY!

Doctor's advice: No pain.... good!

Dah penat cerita serious, mari kita baca amaran dari Doktor Quack ni.



Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste it on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; it's like saying you extend the life of a car by driving faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.
So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat a chicken. Beef also is a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100 per cent of recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?  
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise programme?
A: I can't think of single one, sorry.
My philosophy is: No pain.... good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated by it.
How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HARRROOOW!! Cocoa bean!
Another vegetable! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Canai in one hand - sweet teh tarik in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"


AND... 

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat,
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat,
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine ,
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine,
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.


CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



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Blackberry nak keluar BlackPad - minggu depan!

Baru ni saya ngobrol tentang competitor iPad - dari Toshiba, Samsung, HP, Lenovo.
Kini ada spekulasi Blackberry pun nak lancar device ini. Sini, sini dan sini (gambar-gambar tu semua wartawan main teka-teka saja).

Syarikat Canada, Research In Motion yang mengeluarkan Blackberry - yang hampir membunuh Nokia dan smartphone lain yang menggunakan Windows software - dah pun ada Blackberry dengan touchscreen. Seperti Storm dan Torch.
Jadi depa hanya perlukan keluarkan mesin yang lebih besar. Katanya screen 7inci, berbanding dengan hampir 10inci untuk iPad.

Kita tunggulah brader.
Untuk penjual notebook (laptop kecil) adanya iPad dikhuatiri akan membunuh market notebook ini.
Untuk pengguna biasa seperti kita, tak kisahlah siapa yang mati. Asal kita dapat mesin lebih ringan, pantas dan murah nak digunakan.
Software Windows ni misalnya, bukan bagus ke mana. Bila kita tekan 'On' button kat PC di rumah atau pejabat, kena tunggu 2-3 minit nak upload. Sedangkan iPad secara automatik terus hidup dan sedia nak digunakan.

Eh! Paris Hilton nak datang KL

Ada di sini beritanya.
Terima kasih kepada Jho Low - kan saya dah kata budak ni terror-merror nak bantu naikkan nama Malaysia (for a fee, of course).
Walaupun Paris nak lancarkan beg dan perfumenya dia sini, wartawan tentu ada banyak soalan nak tanya beliau.
Ini sidang media Paris di Kampung Baru selepas makan nasi lemak (tepi longkang) yang lazat:

1) Kamu rasa beg dan perfume kamu akan lebih laku jika Pakatan atau Umno-BN jadi kerajaan? Kata Anwar dan Kit pelaburan asing kini kering dan rakyat resah sebab kerajaan tak bagus. - Kini.

2) Anwar ni ada kes meliwat, lagi. Apa pandangan Puan sebagai warga New York, the capital city of the world? Ada jumpa Anwar's No.1 fan, John Mallott, baru-baru ini? Bantai sikit sistem kehakiman kami, Maam - Insider.

3) Kak Paris, DAP kata orang Cainis bukan pendatang. Perkasa kata Cainis pendatang dan tak patut masuk mejid dan soorau. Amacam? - Agendadaily.

4) Kuan Yew kata Malaysia kocar-kacir sedangkan Singapore demokrasi yang terbaik seantero galaxy, walhal burung pun takut nak nyanyi kat sana. Boleh bandingkan US of A dengan demokrasi Temasek? Tak faham? Orh maaf - Temasek ialah nama Singapore dulu sebelum diserang todak dan Melayu ramai mati dan tinggal sikit, sebab Sultan bertitah mereka pakai betis nak tahan serangan. - Utusan.

5) Maam, antara nasi lemak, briyani dan bakkutteh, Maam suka nasi lemak kan, kan, kan? Tak faham? Coconut rice with syiok sambal, Indian fragrant rice with fattening lamb and pig bones soup with garlic. - Star Metro.

6) Puan cantik manis, katanya nak melawat mejid besi Putrajaya? Dah beli tudung warna apa, puan? Alamak, dia jawab warna "chartreuse"? Apa colour tu, huh? - Metro.

7) What you think of WanMalaysia? Can or not? Better than Iselam ada Had ada Hari? - Straits Times Singapork.

8) Apasal anda suka nah dengan mamat Jho Low tu - hensome ke dia? Macam durian masak je, maam. - The Paper That Cares.

9) Maam, you pakai batik hari ni - ini batik asal dari Indonesia, kan? - wakil Antara di KL.

Press handler, Fox Media: Ini soalan terakhir.... tolong jangan tanya tentang tanah KTM dan Singapore. Itu scoop kami kejap lagi dari sumber unit ekonomi PM Najib.

10) Agak-agak nak jadi warga Malaysia tak? Atau anda lebih suka duduk di UK? - Malaysia Today.

Neck exercise. Try it!

Renungan: Nak ke mana hidup kita?

A boat docked in a tiny Malaysian fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.


"Not very long," they answered in unison.
"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

(GAMBAR: Dari website fishing.net.my)


"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"


"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take jungle walks with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few teh tariks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

"We have a full life."

The tourist interrupted,
"I have a degree from Oxford and I can help you!
"You should start by fishing longer every day.
"You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
"With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?"

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
"Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant."

"And after that?"

"You can then leave this little village and move to KL, Penang or even Singapore!
"From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?"  

"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.

"And after that?"

"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting, " answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.

"After that you'll be able to retire,
"Live in a tiny village near the coast,
"Sleep late, play with your children,
"Catch a few fish, take walks with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the villagers.


And the moral of this story is:

Know where you're going in life.... you may already be there.   

Eh, eh, tengok tu 'bang....! (Bah. 4)

Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using the numerals 1 to 10.
He did.
And then he did a flip-flop, did another from 10 to 1.



1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.


10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.


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Dan akhirnya, sama ada orang tua atau muda, kita semua mahu bersantai. Rilek, brader.

Eh, eh, tengok tu 'bang....! (Bah. 3)

Kadang-kadang kita lapar, tetapi perut tak sedap dan nak ke tandas pada masa yang sama.
Nak lari masuk tandas dulu, atau nak order makanan, lepas tu lari masuk tandas?
Di tempat ini, kita boleh rilek dan order pada masa yang sama.
How convenient! Hahaha.

Di sini pula, tentu kita semua dah biasa ke pejabat kerajaan nak uruskan itu dan ini. Buat pasport, tukar alamat di balai polis, atau nak jumpa doktor di hospital awam.
Tak ada orang yang akan berani buat bising atau komplen, takut nanti tak dilayani pegawai. Jadi kalau bangku dah setengah roboh pun, tak apa lah, 'bang. Duduk diam-diam saja.

Eh, eh, tengok tu 'bang....! (Bah. 2)

Kadang-kadang di bandar memang susah nak cari car park. Tapi bila kita nampak signboard di bawah ni, kita berani nak pergi ke tidak?
Takut yang tukang jaga lapangan meletak kereta tu ialah Jason dari Friday the 13th. Silap haribulan kena 'kapak' pulak Aston Martin kita. Hehehe.
Yang mamat lagi satu pulak, tempat orang jemur baju, dia jemur ayam. Lepas tu dijual, sedap kita makan nasi ayam bercampur spice habuk tepi jalan.

Eh, eh, tengok tu 'bang....! (Bah. 1)

Saya baru dapat siri gambar-gambar lucu kehidupan di Malaysia.
Gelak melihatnya. Manusia tetap manusia, di mana juga.
Saya kongsi dengan anda. Hujung minggu tak 'yah baca citer berat-berat.

Cara membelit nak masuk pintu - atau, Positive Approach

Men are happier creatures than Women

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

PM Najib, sila ke kampung saya SEKARANG juga

Wednesday March 3, 2010. The Star.
Villagers strike lottery after Najib’s CNY visit

VILLAGERS in Pandamaran, Klang, believe that the Prime Minister’s visit during the national-level Chinese New Year celebration last month has brought good luck.
China Press reported that a family there had struck lottery four times within a week – three first prizes and one second prize – after Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak’s visit.
Wang Kim Fa said his family members won the prize and his sister donated goods to an old folks’ home with the winnings.

Don't speculate, panic or 'politicise'!

I wrote this on straitstimes.com Blog.
See here.


THREE terms should be banned from the dictionaries of politicians and officials, especially in this part of the world. They are:
1. Don't speculate.
2. Don't panic.
3. Don't politicise.

1. Don't speculate!

I was reminded of this infamous trio of terrible terms after reading about a fire at a 200-year old temple in Terengganu in Malaysia.
The Terengganu police said he was told by the fire brigade that the fire was started when a lit joss stick fell to the floor. There was nothing to suggest otherwise.
But coming so soon after a series of attacks on churches, mosques and a Sikh temple, there must have been rumours about the "actual" cause of fire.

So in no time at all, Terengganu police chief Mohd Shukri Dahlan said: "Police investigation showed that there was no criminal element or sabotage or mischief involved, so I hope that the people of Terengganu will accept this as something that happened on its own.
"I don't want any speculation on elements of sabotage, race or religion," he said.

The media headline of course simply said: "Don't speculate over temple fire - police".

But saying "don't speculate" will actually have the opposite effect. It tells the public that whatever the official explanation given for an event, there are many other people who disbelieve this.
And so the kayporter (kaypo reporter) in all of us will start calling around to find out the alternative explanations!

2. Don't panic!

Another infamous term is of course 'don't panic'. I have seen Singaporean and other officials around the world saying this when H1N1 flu and SARS broke out, and at the height of the financial crisis last year.
Of course, saying "don't panic" is a strong signal to the public that something big is happening. And so, PLEASE do panic.

The signal that these words send is that many people are already NEAR panic, so what are you doing at the kitchen table sharing chicken pie with your pet dog?

As an example, just two months ago on the eve of 2010, the Bali governor said there was an indication of a terrrorist attack on the holiday island.
The US Embassy in Indonesia promptly relayed the information on its website. The embassy said the Bali Tourism Board had widely distributed the governor's message, which added: "Please don't panic, but put your security system to full alert".
You can bet that many people stayed away from Bali's hot pubs on the eve of Jan 1 and the following nights.

3. Don't politicise an issue!

This term, often used by politicians everywhere - "don't politicise" an issue - is more difficult to talk about.
Do they mean the issue is outside the realm of politics, so should not be talked about? Or do they mean that bringing it into politics will trivialise an important issue?
Or is it the other way round? A trivial issue becomes important because one "politicises" it?

My take is this: A politician is saying his foe should not bring a particular issue into politics. Only HE could do that, not others!
Because, really, which issue is not "politicised" these days? Which issue is so far out that it cannot be linked to politics at all?

- Religion? (In these days of political Islam, the Christian right and Hindu activists?)

- Education? (Foreigners will have to pay more to put their children in Singapore schools)

- The Internet? (Look at issues concerning Google in China)

- High-tech equipment? (Look at the GT200 bomb devices in Thailand and submarines in Malaysia)

What I do find intriguing is when a politician, with all seriousness, tells another NOT to politicise an issue; is he kidding anyone?

SO the next time you see a headline saying Don't Speculate, twitter friends to ask what is REALLY happening out there.
If someone says, Don't Panic, put on your jogging shoes and run for the exits.
And when someone says Don't Politicise something, look very closely at him; he might have just landed from Mars.

Umno = Dunhill = Gaya, Mutu, Keunggulan

Nasib baik saya tak terjatuh dari kerusi tadi. Masih kat pejabat pula!
Ini syiok punya cerita terpaksa tulis sekarang juga (Mampos kalau boss tahu).
Terbahak membaca jenaka (?) seorang pembaca sakmongkol - lihat comments yang Pertama bawah posting tu, oleh dzieta.
Beliau menyatakan bahawa Umno dulu kalah dalam pilihanraya sebab ia sama seperti Dunhill. Gaya, Mutu, Keunggulan.

Ia adalah cogankata Umno yang baru!
Terima kasih dzieta.
(Nasib baik saya hisap ganja, bukan Dunhill).

New seat belt law in Malaysia

The new law will be effective from Jan 1, 2010.

The Malaysian Road Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95 per cent when the belt is properly installed.

The correct installation is illustrated below....

Please pass this on to family members and friends.

THIS MAY HELP SAVE LIVES!!!
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New Tiger Woods family portrait

Of all the world headlines following troubles at the home of Tiger Woods, I loved the one picked by UK's Sunday Times newspaper. It says:

"Crouching Tiger
Hidden hydrant"

And now this great picture.