Welcome
TO PINK SATURDAY
Hosted by
Ms Beverly @ How Sweet The Sound.
Ms Beverly likes for us to share
pink with each other. This month is
Breast Cancer Awareness Month and
us Pinkies are reminding you about
your mammogram. Have you had yours?
If not, schedule it today, DO NOT delay.
Cancer Sees No Name...
Cancer Feels No Pain...
Please join me today with Dame Edna
in celebration of Pink Saturday
and
Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
"Oh Hallooo Possums. If you haven't met me
I am Dame Edna Everage. I am so thrilled that
Ms Country Wings invited me today to
talk to you about, you know, The Boobie
thing we all have to go through each year."
I went to my appointment just the other
day and it went something like this.
What, you expect me to put that old gown
on and march on out there to you to take
my boobie and do what? Paalleeeeezzzzz,
I don't even know if that gown has been
washed, and besides that, it has absolutely
no color at all. Oh possum, we need to talk.
Oh no, she is going after her Supervisor.
"Hallooo Possum, no I simply asked
if you had a prettier gown, and was
it washed? It didn't look very clean.
Well how would you feel?
Does this look like a happy face?
Did you just tell me to put on my
sunshiny face and haul it on out there?
No I am not your sugar, I put her
in my tea hours ago in the form
of 2 lumps."
"Whhhaaat? No Possum, I did not say I
have 2 lumps. Oh for pity sake. I will be
there in a minute. Let's just get this thing
over with. I am sure she must be a blonde
that has died her hair brown."
"Oh Possums I tell you, I was so ready to scratch her
eyes out if she said one more thing to me. I really
did not even want to be there. I mean do any of us
want to go? Well follow me along and let's just get
this thing over with."
Well Possums, we are done for another year,
and I have got to tell you I am singing soprano
all the way to the car. Someone has got to find
a better way to check our Boobies for cancer,
and tumors. So please keep on donating and
funding to find a cure. We are all going to benefit
from this in the long run.
"Oh Possums, I am SO happy to have this over.
Put a little powder on the snoz and I am out of
this place. What is the place called
again, Little Shop of Horrors or what?"
"Oh and Possums, guess what?
Another good report. I remain a
happy, happy gal, until they call
me again next year to remind me
that my mammogram is due again."
So, schedule your mammogram today.
Don't be a poor possum and delay.
This has been a message from
Ms Country Wings in Phoenix.
Please remember to schedule
your mammogram, in all seriousness
right away, a day could make a
BIG difference.
As always thank you for stopping
by my little piece of heaven,
here in the desert, that I so
love to call home.
Country hugs and much love,
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